Quotations

An evolving, but short, list of quotations that I enjoy.

"my hovercraft is full of eels"
          Monty Python's Flying Circus -

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity"
"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
          Robert A. Heinlein

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
          Douglas Adams

"How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema"
          Warren Beatty

"I have no interest in Shakespeare and all that British nonsense... I just wanted to get famous and all the rest is hogwash"
          Anthony Hopkins

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves"
          Albert Einstein

"Richard Burton rang me up once and said, 'Do you know you're my only leading lady I've never slept with?' I said, Well, please don't tell everybody, it's the worst image"
          Julie Andrews

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry"
          Rita Rudner

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
          Spike Milligan